green and mean

There are quite a few Irish pubs in Midtown. Do you know what that means? Arseholes lingering outside pubs blocking footpaths. Green arseholes! One day of the year where they think they have the God given right to act like drunken fools. I have a few words for you “move out the fucking way you wankers!”, “gee, your arse must be pretty big to block up that much of the footpath” and “I hope you puke green”.

I don’t care about excessive alcohol consumption. There is just one rule in NYC: don’t block the footpath!

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