You know what nobody wants to hear? A sentence that begins with “you know what your problem is?”. Clearly I don’t, but I think I’m about to find out. My problem I found out is that I do not have a strong dominant man to control me. These are the words that make every feminist want to drop their panties and flutter their eyelashes and push their boobs up a little higher. But being a classy feminist I decided it wasn’t worth the effort.