what a big bend you have there

Goodbye Grand Canyon! We were able to start late so our guide made us a hot breakfast with eggs and sausages. This was nowhere near as impressive as the pancakes I got on the last trek.

We went out to Lake Powell to view Horseshoe Bend, a half hour round-trip from the parking lot. It was about 38 degrees out there but the view was worth it.

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On our way there we had been told that we were going to stop at Wal-Mart and buy ourselves a funny outfit for a barn party because one of the tour leaders was having a party. So that was when the shit got weird.

We started the night playing drinking games. I learned this game called King’s Cup and depending on the card you drew you had to play a different game or drink. For example if you drew a 4 then all the chicks had to drink or if you drew an 8 then you would play Never Ever. Then there may have been a game of Dirty Jenga which included things like “mime your favourite sex position” or “lick all the British Ears”. Did I mention that the shit got weird? One of the things on the game was “give the person on your right a wedgie” and the girl was wearing a g-string and it was yanked so hard it ripped and she spent the night with it hanging out of her pants. She was pretty classy. I have never understood the need to drink to the point where you are that completely trashed, and the older I get the less I understand it.

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