I used to love watching 2 broke girls when the announcement to move to NYC was made, but like a lot of comedies watching a lot of it just made it less funny. But the rate at which they’re saving money for their cupcake business is faster than the rate at which I’m saving money.
- Caroline: Oh, my God. My hand just touched the subway floor. How do I know someone didn’t pee here?!
- Max: Oh, honey, I’ve peed here. This is New York, it’s made of pee.