i came. i saw. i mocked
This perfectly sums up what happened. Before this, there may have been a drink and some wandering around the park trying to find the darn thing. It, being the second annual Dizzy Bat Race, and perhaps if there were other spectators this would be different. Instead there were three of us sitting on a bench watching as runners spun around a bat before attempting to run around the baseball diamond. No one threw up, which was also a bit disappointing. So we were outsiders – loudly mocking.